i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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