I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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