the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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