i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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