he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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