I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i came on her dog
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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