Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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