4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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