Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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