Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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