we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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