he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I've blown a few things in my day
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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