hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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