Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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