He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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