White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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