found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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