Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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