do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
