It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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