We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
