i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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