FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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