dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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