we have officially lost it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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