I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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