Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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