I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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