I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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