Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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