He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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