real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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