i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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