oh god the rape fog is back!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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