thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Damn victory sex feels great
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