I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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