Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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