Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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