i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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