what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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