i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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