It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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