I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
When did angry sex become our thing?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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