i can't believe i had my finger in that
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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