ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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