quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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