hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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