Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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