This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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