North Korea, Best Korea!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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