she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Come on in and take your pants off
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