Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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