So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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