Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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