i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
what day is it and did you see me today?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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