Don't you send me to vm
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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