Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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