I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sober January is a disaster.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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