I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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