Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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