I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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not ubering you a puppy
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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