Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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